Who is zed in mib

You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training. Now please step this way, as we provide you with our final test: an eye exam Jay : Zed, don't you guys ever get any sleep around here? Zed : The twins keep us on Centaurian time, standard thirty-seven hour day. Give it a few months. You'll get used to it Zed : May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die? James Edwards : Well, she was the only one that actually seemed dangerous at the time, sir.

Zed : How'd you come to that conclusion? James Edwards : Well, first I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the street light, and I realized, y'know, he's just working out. I mean, how would I feel if somebody come runnin' in the gym and bust me in my ass while I'm on the treadmill? Then I saw this snarling beast guy, and I noticed he had a tissue in his hand, and I'm realizing, y'know, he's not snarling, he's sneezing. Y'know, ain't no real threat there. Then I saw little Tiffany.

I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say she's up to something. And to be honest, I'd appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it.

James Edwards : Or do I owe her an apology? James Edwards : That's a good shot though Zed : Kay, give the kid a weapon. He picks up a large rifle]. Kay : A Series Four De-atomizer. Jay : That's what I'm talkin' about. Kay : [picks up a very tiny gun and gives it to Jay] Noisy Cricket. Jay : [stares the weapon in disgust] Hey, Kay, nah, nah.

Jay : Feel like I'm gonna break this damn thing! Zed : We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here. Kay : Arquillian battle rules, kid: first we get an ultimatum, then a warning shot, then we have a galactic standard week to respond. Jay : A galactic standard week?

How the hell long is that? Kay : One hour. Jay : One hour Jay : Oh, now that's bullshit. Laurana was eventually murdered for the Light of Zartha a source of power located in her daughter Laura by the alien Serleena. K faked sending the Light off-planet, and erased his own memory to prevent her discovery. The name of Rip Van Winkle — and Rip born Elmore Torn — will probably never be ready for further consumption, if only because of the implications of R.

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